May 2013
cosrnos:
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
fuck you
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
roughrimjob:
when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
scareeps:
those booty shorts really bring out your personality
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joanwatsonias:
career goals: i dont do anything w/ my degree instead i just tour the world as a motivational speaker who only talks about fullmetal alchemist
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gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
lecavaliers:
kushdrinker:
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
#It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns
monarchbaby:
mareeps:
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
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thealbinoweave:
you can literally go to any part of a history book and it’s about white people fucking things up
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dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
When my favorite song comes on
whatshouldwecallme:
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Watchparalysedbeaver:
The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
The internet is so convenient
siempre-chill:
what the fuck should i make for dinner
what the fuck should i listen to now
what the fuck should i do today
what the fuck should i do with my life
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zooeyclairedeschahell:
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
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My sister and I watching "Say Yes to the Dress"
Me: Ugh I can't with these shows. When I get married, I'm getting a white dress from Urban Outfitters, getting my ass to City Hall, and then having dollar pizza.
Sister: Not if I can help it
Me: What
Sister:
Me:
Sister:
Me:
Sister: WAT
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dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
lameborghini:
for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
zzingaro:
snapchat makes being cute a lot easier, cause im always cute in 7 second intervals
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flandusdestiel:
gothgirlsonly:
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
i have seen a new world
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
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shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
