cosrnos: if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me: fuck you
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
roughrimjob: when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
scareeps: those booty shorts really bring out your personality
joanwatsonias: career goals: i dont do anything w/ my degree instead i just tour the world as a motivational speaker who only talks about fullmetal alchemist
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
lecavaliers: kushdrinker: it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing #It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns
monarchbaby: mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
thealbinoweave: you can literally go to any part of a history book and it’s about white people fucking things up
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
When my favorite song comes on
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
paralysedbeaver: The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
The internet is so convenient
siempre-chill: what the fuck should i make for dinner what the fuck should i listen to now what the fuck should i do today what the fuck should i do with my life
zooeyclairedeschahell: “cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
My sister and I watching "Say Yes to the Dress"
Me: Ugh I can't with these shows. When I get married, I'm getting a white dress from Urban Outfitters, getting my ass to City Hall, and then having dollar pizza.
Sister: Not if I can help it
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
lameborghini: for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
zzingaro: snapchat makes being cute a lot easier, cause im always cute in 7 second intervals
flandusdestiel: gothgirlsonly: everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards i have seen a new world
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.