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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Leave your sanity at the door. Enjoy.</description><title>Le Faux Ami.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lefauxami)</generator><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m086yo5Dmc1qk73bxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m086yo5Dmc1qk73bxo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51238391296</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51238391296</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 14:23:36 -0400</pubDate><category>spirit animal</category></item><item><title>callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://callmekitto.tumblr.com/post/51081019122/internetfeet-people-mistake-ovulation-and"&gt;callmekitto&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetfeet.tumblr.com/post/50936666118/people-mistake-ovulation-and-menstruation-to-be"&gt;internetfeet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51238293747</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51238293747</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 14:21:52 -0400</pubDate><category>BASICALLY</category></item><item><title>trapbelly:

you: come over i have something for u ;)
me: 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trapbelly.tumblr.com/post/51208603606/you-come-over-i-have-something-for-u-me"&gt;trapbelly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you: come over i have something for u ;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me: &lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/05ca85d0b97c9d5ff2e0dcd539874c78/tumblr_inline_mnagc03Tr31qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51238131908</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51238131908</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 14:19:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vanhoenheim:

this duck though
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77c3e6ec4d82317f0de55d22b130be9e/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/137c3ffa5639e5e0a0d98c3eaf2f7ab2/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46c776a1fa99c3e94a057c85c4e1b4a4/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7c6332fb572527dbbc567dcd55dbf2c/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanhoenheim.tumblr.com/post/51043989620/this-duck-though"&gt;vanhoenheim&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this duck though&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51235271313</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51235271313</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:28:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bryankonietzko:

seventypercentethanol:

last stand and the iron...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c9660722506ab19f28dd10c59cac217/tumblr_mkat5csQNx1qct03ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bryankonietzko.tumblr.com/post/46397261835/seventypercentethanol-last-stand-and-the-iron"&gt;bryankonietzko&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seventypercentethanol.tumblr.com/post/46391514929/last-stand-and-the-iron-sky-watched-all-of"&gt;seventypercentethanol&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;last stand and the iron sky.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watched all of Legend of Korra last week, Lin is easily my favourite character.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Amie Zhao is easily one of my favorite artists, so I am incredibly honored… Wow. This is beautiful, of course. A wonderful surprise ending to the day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51234942948</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51234942948</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:22:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c393bfde58f5d1091a19fe375261554/tumblr_mk3engHCwS1s5k0aho1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5701c60c42b3eff9265692c24e9e5636/tumblr_mk3engHCwS1s5k0aho4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ef6fa7548ca5779731f49ddc6388834/tumblr_mk3engHCwS1s5k0aho3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89973f68a17aabb6087daee452e1abc4/tumblr_mk3engHCwS1s5k0aho2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51234922543</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51234922543</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:22:18 -0400</pubDate><category>beautiful bbys</category></item><item><title>"Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from..."</title><description>“Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Sociological Cinema&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were &lt;strong&gt;more likely to be left alone&lt;/strong&gt; than those who used &lt;em&gt;any&lt;/em&gt; other excuse (&lt;strong&gt;including “I’m not interested”&lt;/strong&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51234902884</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51234902884</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:21:57 -0400</pubDate><category>smh</category><category>I use this one all the time because it's the most effective</category><category>sigh</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2efa83f1f6f7301ed0e64b18ab67d19f/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao3_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/543027dda2a6d617568641a7a984e4ff/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao4_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/503df04dc01c12ddcd634225c65ba6b6/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao5_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/377ca9b828e7c9a93a456169eb676001/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao6_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/608fac6dc6ba0a10419aa7f18bb1d93c/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao2_r3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9bc5b7a75a4c82e2bbd5dd44b72c3a9/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51234078325</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51234078325</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:07:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mossysnakes:

clyde has put on a few pounds since last we saw...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16d19ecc65105eac8570d9a32a285593/tumblr_mn32w6C2Oq1qfe3c4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mossysnakes.tumblr.com/post/51007827882/clyde-has-put-on-a-few-pounds-since-last-we-saw"&gt;mossysnakes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;clyde has put on a few pounds since last we saw him&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i should probably add more to the background but eh, later&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51233978603</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51233978603</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:05:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #422 by Tyler Knott Gregson</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5f6762754a402dc82e030289808a463/tumblr_mmb6ciUb1z1qz8rpeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tylerknott.com/post/51160043832/typewriter-series-422-by-tyler-knott-gregson" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tylerknott&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Typewriter Series #422 &lt;/strong&gt;by &lt;a href="http://tylerknott.com"&gt;Tyler Knott Gregson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220731316</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220731316</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 08:31:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/229e9615d7507e49b9c94dc40cfa0838/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5499f97c762f15f802ba8b6892248ec/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c01e10ca8535a21c7b53afc9f480aa6b/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0b487463b06235670bcecf29cc3c66b/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6632d9c302a0c259c089d7a72d50171c/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e62b8ca2bdb20419b6a71a4b1cf27f60/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (&lt;a href="http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2013/05/15/zachary-quinto-spockify/"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220613599</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220613599</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 08:28:01 -0400</pubDate><category>omg</category></item><item><title>"I dreamed of your lips
and the taste they would carry
before I kissed them."</title><description>“I dreamed of your lips&lt;br/&gt;
and the taste they would carry&lt;br/&gt;
before I kissed them.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://tylerknott.com/"&gt;Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://tylerknott.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tylerknott&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220590844</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220590844</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 08:27:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5e28fafaa08e8809cf119a008717b2b/tumblr_ml7fvsYZ831s95n00o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220478138</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220478138</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 08:24:11 -0400</pubDate><category>forever reblog</category></item><item><title>lonelywhiteasian:


i just did 3 pushups. i expect my abs in the mail by tuesday
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lonelywhiteasian.tumblr.com/post/50234757467/i-just-did-3-pushups-i-expect-my-abs-in-the-mail"&gt;lonelywhiteasian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i just did 3 pushups. i expect my abs in the mail by tuesday&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220468800</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51220468800</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 08:23:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cosrnos:

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
fuck you
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosrnos.tumblr.com/post/51024037423/if-im-in-the-middle-of-a-sentence-and-you-decide"&gt;cosrnos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;fuck you&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51188689540</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51188689540</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:49:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sherbeeee:

made rebloggable by request</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e3eb9221c2089e7174df5431183538d/tumblr_mn6jm0HmN91rb5e48o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28216e6c2c86444ab31a035a80ba76d3/tumblr_mn6jm0HmN91rb5e48o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sherbeeee.tumblr.com/post/51043443316/made-rebloggable-by-request" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sherbeeee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;made rebloggable by request&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51046286539</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/51046286539</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:52:43 -0400</pubDate><category>important infomation srsly</category></item><item><title>brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brvdleysoileau.tumblr.com/post/50965007479/how-is-slut-even-an-insult-wtf-get-that-dick-grl"&gt;brvdleysoileau&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/50997731814</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/50997731814</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:55:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpefteH5T1ree4l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://squidwurd.tumblr.com/post/47111628955/all-around-me-are-familiar-faces-worn-out-places"&gt;squidwurd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all around me are familiar faces&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;worn out places&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;worn out faces&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/50967574993</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/50967574993</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:27:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crapuccinos.tumblr.com/post/50861565491/i-am-like-a-hexagon-all-my-hecks-r-gone"&gt;crapuccinos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i am like a hexagon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all my hecks r gone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/50963621387</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/50963621387</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galaxys4.tumblr.com/post/49391478130"&gt;galaxys4&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/50963588644</link><guid>http://lefauxami.tumblr.com/post/50963588644</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:29:36 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
